You may not be aware of this, but the Super Bowl is on tonight.
Like most Americans, I will be spending the night getting hammered and eating junk food while waiting for the broadcast to return to the game since I don’t want to miss any commercials just because I had to take a piss. I know I could just watch them on the internet afterwards, but it isn’t the same as seeing it live for the first time. I have a DVR because I DON’T want to watch commercials during my favorite TV shows. Besides, they tend to edit out all the good parts of the commercials when they decide to use them for the next 6 months because they spent over 5 million dollars filming less than 60 seconds of footage.
Invariably, the commercials are going to include someone getting hit in the nuts, and a monkey doing something stupid. Some may even be so risqué as to show a woman with large breasts in a tank top. Super Bowl commercials are basically what YouTube would be like if all the users were corporate CEOs.
Perfect.
I’m actually impressed with the fact that no one has done a commercial consisting entirely of cat pictures with text placed over them. Yet.
As for the game itself, my money is on the Colts. If they lose, I am going to post a picture of my balls on here. Yes, that is a lose/lose situation for you, but you’re going to have to accept the fact that sometimes life isn’t fair and that my balls are magnificent.
