He Brings All Sorts Of Crazy To The Table
Tuesday is Election Day for the ‘ol US of A. Have you figured out you are voting for? Or should I say- Who you would vote for, if you voted? Are you sure? Really? That guy? You’re voting for him? What the hell is wrong with you?! You haven’t even considered all of your options, dammit! Sure there is the cagey old white guy who is all shell-shocked and tumor ridden. But he so damn old he is...
Cirque du Bébé
[EDIT: Hmmm…. Seems the video was featured on “The Early Show” on CBS and then promptly pulled. I will try and find a working version.] [EDIT: Okay, got it.] Some readers may find the following video disturbing. Pussies. [vodpod id=ExternalVideo.737561&w=425&h=350&fv=] I got a pretty good chuckle out of this video. I love the awesome rendition of Carl Douglas’...
(Spoiler Alert: The following post has no pay off. Read at your own risk.) You may not be able to gather this from most of my previous posts, but I have a serious case of tl;dr. I tend to ramble on and on about things, providing far more detail than necessary and making odd segues into tangently related topics. (For example, my Washington post could easily have been epically long, but I managed...
The Internet Is A Special Place
The reason I love the internet so much is because it puts me in touch with people who say things like this: “If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so I would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then I would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a...
So the other night, me and Sassafras were lying in bed together, watching the season premiere of The Sarah Silverman Program. She isn’t a big fan of the show, or Silverman for that matter, but I am a fan of lowbrow humor, so she puts up with it. Here is a clip from the show, and the conversation it initiated: [vodpod id=ExternalVideo.717159&w=425&h=350&fv=videoId%3D186727]...
McDonald's Needs To throw This On The Next...
This has to be one of the most disgusting foods I have ever seen: Pork Brains In Milk Gravy… in a can. One day I will track you down, Can of Milky Pork Brains. And I will consume you in all your cholesterol-laden nastiness. Oh yes, you will be mine.