"Awww, Dang! I Shots Meself!"
So it seems that Plaxico Burress managed to shoot himself in the leg last night, while trying to rehab his hamstring injury at a New York nightclub. Oddly enough, this shooting took place exactly one year after Sean Taylor suffered a fatal gunshot wound. My guess is that the gun may have accidentally gone off while Burress was pistol-whipping his wife. I hate it when that happens. One minute,...
Today is Black Friday. This day has become a national holiday that is symbolic of the wanton greed and rampant consumerism that has become a virtue of the United States. Citizens no longer extol the importance of politeness, social manners, love, care and compassion for your fellow human being. No, instead, we are trained to buy without abandon. The worth of a person is tied directly to an...
It is the Thanksgiving holiday here in the U.S. (Canada already had Thanksgiving on Oct. 13th), and it seems like every year, when the second half of November starts rolling around, we get bombarded with facts and trivia about the Thanksgiving holiday. In a sense, this is in itself a Thanksgiving tradition. So let’s talk turkey. The turkey is native to North America (in fact it is the only...
“I hereby declare this meeting of ‘Anime Club’ to be in session.”
Not Your Average Car Commercial
When I first watched this commercial, I was sure it would end in a really cheesy way. Maybe someone would slip out of a window, or end up hiding in a closet. Or worse, it would end with the Husband getting his non-Mercedes stuck in a snow bank, only to be passed by the Mercedes driving Cheater who was just banging his wife. I was hoping that it would end with a very angry Husband arriving home...
Buy It. And Use It. Because You Can.
It’s like one day, some guy just said, “You know what? I’d eat more eggs, if only they weren’t so goddamn round!” And he decided to do something about this. And thus, this great man, this genius of invention, left the world better than he found it. Bravo, good sir. Bravo.
People Who Live In Glass Houses...
Please sit back, relax, and enjoy the following “educational” cartoon about the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints: I have always found Mormonism to be an interesting sect of Christianity. How many religions let you be the god of your own personal universe when you die? It would be a pain to give up all those earthly carnal delights I enjoy, but it would totally be worth...
Ya’ll best be showing ‘spect fo’ the Vets.
"The Peanut Butter Solution" Sounds Like A Dirty,...
I’ve always enjoyed watching movies from the 80’s. Despite being born in 1985, thus really to young to fully enjoy the 80’s in their heyday, watching movies from the period brings about an odd sense of nostalgia. I never got to rock parachute pants, sweatbands or a “Flock of Seagulls” haircut, although I still wore Day-Glo mesh tank tops and a pretty kick ass Rat-tail (and yes, I do believe my...
History Is Made
Ladies and Gentlemen, I do not intend for this blog to be serious. I don’t want things to get too heavy around here. I don’t want to kill anyone’s buzz. That being said, I would be remiss in not talking about the election results. The 44th President of the United States of America: No matter what your political beliefs or affiliations, you cannot deny the historical significance of this...
Get Out There And Vote, Sucka!
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