So it seems that Plaxico Burress managed to shoot himself in the leg last night, while trying to rehab his hamstring injury at a New York nightclub. Oddly enough, this shooting took place exactly one year after Sean Taylor suffered a fatal gunshot wound.
My guess is that the gun may have accidentally gone off while Burress was pistol-whipping his wife. I hate it when that happens. One minute, you are busy trying to teach your wife a lesson, and the next thing you know, the bitch makes you look like Cheddar from “8 Mile”.
What the hell was Plax thinking? Clearly, the man doesn’t understand the basics of thuggery. At least Pacman Jones and Tank Johnson are smart enough to have their boys do their shooting for them. I guess it’s hard to blame him though; Marvin Harrison managed to shoot somebody earlier this year, and wasn’t arrested or suspended. Of course, Harrison is a “nice guy”, which also explains why he never got in trouble for beating and choking three teenagers that made the mistake of asking for an autograph in 2005. Burress is simply too big of a douche bag to get away with shit like that.
On a more serious note-
Where the hell was Ray Lewis when Plaxico Burress “accidentally shot himself”?