I genuinely hope that the Arizona Cardinals can defeat the Pittsburgh Steelers in the Super Bowl today. I don’t really have anything against the Steelers; they’re OK. And I am not exactly a Cardinals fan, although I have always had a soft spot for them (which is easier to admit now that they have finally made it to a Super Bowl). But I want the Cards to win for two reasons: 1. I...
I read an article recently that was simply atrocious. It so completely riddled with scientific misconceptions and inaccuracies that I almost think that the writer is deliberately trying to troll every intelligent person who reads it. I simply find it amazing that someone can write a scientific editorial for a major publication and have it be so incredibly inaccurate about the basics of...
This video is honestly one of the funniest things I have seen on the Internet. Sure, it doesn’t have that lowbrow gut-busting hilarity of seeing a man getting hit in the nuts with a ball, but it is better written and acted than most other scripted Internet videos. [vodpod id=ExternalVideo.774675&w=425&h=350&fv=] I am seriously considering doing a shot-by-shot remake...
Catch Of The Day
The Surfrider Foundation and Saatchi & Saatchi LAhave an interesting new ad campaign to illustrate just how bad oceanic pollution has become. From the Provisions Library blog: “In their continuing efforts to battle the ever growing mounds of garbagepolluting our oceans and coastlines, Surfrider Foundationjoined forces with Saatchi & Saatchi LAto sponsor the aptly titled...
We Keep Each Other Entertained
Sassafras: What time is it? Me: Aunt Jemima’s vagina. Sassafras: Um…that’s not a real time. Me: Sure it is. You’ve never heard of it? It’s also known as gross o’clock. *** Sassafras: [after somehow managing to imbibe 32 oz. of soda in a single afternoon] I have to go potty! Me: Ok. Sassafras: Number one! Me: Yea, uh, thanks for the head’s up. Sassafras: No, I meant number one as in the...
I am not looking forward to this…
And all this time I’ve been thinking that I hate contemporary pop music because I am turning into a cranky old man.
The End Of An Error
Unless you are a complete moron, you know that today, Barack Obama was inaugurated as the President of the United States of America. [caption id=”” align=”aligncenter” width=”500” caption=”A satellite photo taken during the inauguration.”][/caption] Unfortunately for me, I had to work during the entire event. So I had to come home and watch Obama...
Those Technically Aren't Even Carrot Sticks.
This commercial really pisses me off. Now normally, I find AT&T’s ‘Alter Ego’ commercials entertaining (as far as commercials go). But this one just does not make any goodamn sense, and it irritates the hell out of me. Here’s why: • Snowman cannot own phones! It’s absurd! Where would he keep it? He doesn’t have pockets. And if he did own a cell phone, how would he answer it? HE HAS...
Sometimes Two Fisting Just Doesn’t Cut It.
Please buy this sweatshirt. Your liver will thank you.
Apparently, this little fella finds other cats so repugnant that he will even attack the image of another cat. I wonder what would happen if this cat was ever confronted with a mirror?
I had a pretty good weekend. I had the opportunity to go to Minneapolis to see the Vikings play the Eagles in the NFC Wild Card Round. Lucky for me, Vikings fans are a bunch of no good dipshits, so there were plenty of tickets available on the cheap. In fact, the game was at risk of a blackout in Minnesota. Now, I am by no means a Vikings or Eagles fan. In fact, I have a strong dislike for both...