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February 2009

This Isn't Funny


Finding the above image to be racist isn’t looking for racism where it doesn’t exist. Claiming that you don’t see the racism in it is laughable. Nothing appears out of thin air. All things need to be seen in their cultural and historical context. That is why both racists and non-racists can look at that cartoon and see why it would be offensive. Some just happen to find this offensive image to be chuckle worthy.

Justifying this image by saying that past Presidents, especially George W. Bush, were depicted as apes or monkeys is a logical fallacy. The idea of African-Americans being a sub-human race of apelike creatures exists as a cultural meme in the United States. That is why calling an black individual a monkey is a racist comment. The idea of white people as monkeys is not a meme. So calling a white person a monkey is merely a jab at one individual’s intelligence or competence, and is not a derogatory comment about an entire race of people.

Finally, arguing that this is some sort of clever combination of two contemporary news stories does not hold water. Firstly, it is simply in poor taste to make light of an incident were police were forced to shoot a family pet, even if they were justified in doing so, and that creature should not have been a pet in the first place. And it is not clever, or funny, and takes absolutely no skill to combine two random unrelated events into one idiotic cartoon. The only link that can reasonably be made between the stories is the idea that apes, and in turn African-Americans, are simple violent creatures that deserve to be shot. This is obviously a notion that only a bigot would hold. Anybody that says otherwise is either genuinely stupid, or willfully ignorant.

EDIT: One thing I just realized I forgot to mention is the “Free Speech” issue. Some people are claiming that this cartoon should never have been published because it is a form of hate speech. Others say that the U.S. Constitution protects the cartoonist’s freedom of speech. I really have no doubt about the cartoonist’s right to draw and publish the cartoon. I am a firm believer in freedom of speech. I have no problem with that. What angers me is the denial that this comic is somehow not racist. If the cartoonist is racist, he should just come out and admit it. This kind of “subtle” racism is far worse than the open blatant racism promoted by neo-Nazis and the like. It is easy to look the other way and ignore this. And that allows racist thoughts and feelings to seem tolerable and ok. And they are not. These things need to be dealt with and faced head on or else they will just continue to happen.

Feb 26, 2009
#DeScepter #racism #obama #comics
Another Journey Video

Check out this hilarious remake of Journey’s video for “Seperate Ways”. Some people have a bit too much time on their hands. But I like it!

Feb 23, 2009
#DeScepter #Journey #remakes #videos
I Like This

Feb 16, 2009
#DeScepter #exposed #no nudity #music video
Nude Bricks

While I don’t think that these pictures have the same charm as Drew’s “Lego Porn” (which has disappeared into the internet ether), I thought they were pretty damn cool. I am not sure if these are made out of actual Legos, or if they are simply a clever photo edit, but either way, both porn and Lego lovers should find them entertaining.

 









Feb 10, 2009
#DeScepter #porn #Lego
I Am A Fount Of Entirely Useless Knowledge

While looking around at some other blogs, I came across an interesting post by Taffy Stuck and Tongue Tied over at Solitude and a Cup of Tea. It is just some questions that she had around inauguration time and I thought they were actually pretty good and I had a fun time answering them. Naturally, I worked myself up into a frenzy, and ended up posting a comment that was tl;dr but I figured I would post it here as well because they really were some interesting questions. And, before you ask, yes TS&TT is not American, although she has been living in the U.S. for some time now.

Here is her original post:

”On the occasion of the US presidential inauguration, I thought of some questions. Humor me, will you?

1. Can the President be a single (without a spouse) person? If so, who would take on the duties traditionally fulfilled by the First Lady?
2. Has the constitution been amended to say Spouse of the President in place of First Lady? If Hillary Clinton had become President, would Bill Clinton have been called First Gentleman?
3. Can the President and the First Family have foster children? If so, has any President taken any?
4. If the President is an atheist, does the oath get modified to remove references to god? What replaces the Bible during the ceremony?
5. Is there a security deposit to be paid while moving into the White House? What happens if an outgoing President leaves massive damages behind? Who pays for the repairs?


Taffy Stuck and Tongue Tied”

And my response:

I think I can help you out with these:

1. The President can be single. There are no written rules regarding marital status for any politician. However, it can be difficult to have a political career without at least a long-term relationship due to the rampant homophobia of the American public. There has only been one unmarried President, James Buchanan. He is an interesting figure in that he may have been the only “gay” President (He never had a long-term relationship with a woman, had a lifelong male companion that he lived with, and was widely believed to be homosexual by his contemporaries). Buchanan opted to have his niece fulfill the First Lady’s duties, which, up until recently, has simply been to be the hostess at formal dinners.

2. I do not believe that that the spouse of the President is ever mentioned in the Constitution. The role of First Lady is simply a traditional role with no official power. Although this has been changing in recent elections, people should be voting for an individual, and not a married couple. As to your question on Bill Clinton, I think he would be a special case. Former President’s are still referred to as ‘President’ even after they have left office. I think that would be the case for Bill Clinton. But it is interesting to speculate what we would call the husband to the President. I think First Gentleman would do quite nicely. Also, I wonder what would be the title for the partner if we were to have another unmarried President. First Girlfriend/Boyfriend doesn’t exactly sound dignified.

3. Presidents certainly can have foster children and adopt children. Actually, a surprising amount of Presidents have raised children that were not their own, although the last one to do so was James Buchanan (who raised two nieces, one of which I mentioned above). In fact, most people don’t realize that George and Martha Washington never had any children together, but George raised Martha’s children as his own. Also, I think Andrew Jackson was the first President to “officially” adopt children (It was not uncommon in that period for people, especially the wealthy, to raise other children as their own and to take on wards, without ever having actual adoption papers drawn up).

4. The Presidential Oath actually has no references to any god. Officially, the entire ceremony is secular, and the use of a Bible or the inclusion of prayer is entirely up to the President being sworn in. For example, Theodore Roosevelt felt so strongly about the separation of church and state that he refused to use a Bible. John Quincy Adams used a book of law, and Lyndon B. Johnson used a Catholic missal. So an atheist could probably be sworn in on no book, or any book they felt comfortable with. Of course, they would be doing so with a great risk to their political careers, as Evangelicals and Fundamentalists would not be too keen on the President being sworn in on The Origin of Species.

5. The White House is owned by the public, although I think it is technically operated by the Department of the Treasury (I am not 100% sure though). There is no security deposit or anything like that, but I imagine that a President would be billed for any major damage that they cause in the White House. With that being said, there was some prankish vandalism that occurred in the transition between Clinton and Bush, which resulted in about $14,000 in damages. I believe that the taxpayers footed that bill, as no one could prove who did what, and it certainly was not solely (if at all) the Clintons’ fault. The White House is more like a museum and office building with living quarters than like an actual house. With so many people going in and out, it would be hard to say which one person has caused any damage, and I am sure the President would be the last person to blame for it.

Feb 10, 2009
#DeScepter #white house #Congratulations Obama #presidents
25 Things About Shakespeare

I’m sure you’re all familiar with the “25 Random Things About Me” phenomenon that has been going around on FaceBook, and a few other social networks and blogs. Don’t fret, I am not about to bore you with a list of dull trivia about my life.

But I came across a list that puts a fun and refreshing spin on it, by creating a fictional list for William Shakespeare (with old-timey English* and everything!) The list in it’s entirety can be found here, but here are a few of my favorites:

”5 Sometimes I thinke plays are all Talke, Talke Talke, and wish for a cart-chase scene. I tried one in The Merry Wives, but it looked like Shitte, so I cut it. The men playing the horses were so Pissed at me.

9 Sometimes when I am Stvck for a rhyme, I new-mint a Worde because I jvst want to get the Damned script ovt the fvcking doore.

14 On the topic of dating, my daughter Susanna loues to remind me: ~Jvliet was only thirteen! And I remind her that i) she was Italian, an impulsive race ii), she was actually played by a middle-aged Eunuch named Ned, and iii) she died. That always shvts her right vp.

24 I do not vnderstand all the Fvss over Currants. Sure, they are both sweet and Small, but must they bee added to EUERY FVCKING MEAL these days? Yestermonth, found I currants in a Tarte of Spinnedge. I meane come on, People. Seriovsly.

25 When I am feeling Melancholic, I console myselfe with the Knowledge that, aboue all else, I will be remembered for my Musick. “

That is but a few. Seriosuly, go check it out, there are some real gems in there.

Also, you should check out Peter Lynn’s list over at Man vs. Clown! He is a disturbing, and fascinating man.

 

*I say old-timey, but Shakespeare technically wrote in early Modern English. Anyone that says unto you that he wrote in Middle or Olde English should be struck in the groin most furiously.


marriedtothesea.com

Feb 6, 2009
#DeScepter #Shakespeare #25 random things #humor #got to get paid son
After The Dentist



Is it wrong that I can’t wait to do this to my kids? Or that I giggle with glee at the prospects of showing a video of my heavily medicated children to every friend and date they ever bring over to the house?

Feb 5, 2009
#DeScepter #excellent parenting
Geography Is Confusing (For Americans)

The following are actual stories provided by travel agents:

• A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, “Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?”

• I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with “I’m not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts. “Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly explained, “Capecod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa.” Her response … click.

• A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, “Don’t lie to me. I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state.”

• I got a call from a man who asked, “Is it possible to see England from Canada?” I said, “No.” He said “But they look so close on the map.”

• A nice lady just called. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:20am and got into Chicago at 8:33am. I tried to explain that Michigan was an hour ahead of llinois, but she could not understand the concept of time zones. Finally I told her the plane went very fast, and she bought that!

• A woman called to make reservations, “I want to go from Chicago to Hippopotamus, New York” The agent was at a loss for words. Finally, the agent: “Are you sure that’s the name of the town?” “Yes, what flights do you have?” replied the customer. After some searching, the agent came back with, “I’m sorry, ma’am, I’ve looked up every airport code in the country and can’t find a Hippopotamus anywhere.” The customer retorted, “Oh don’t be silly. Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!” The agent scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, “You don’t mean Buffalo, do you?” “That’s it! I knew it was a big animal!”

Via: Why Americans Should Never Be Allowed To Travel

 


www.toothpastefordinner.com

Feb 1, 2009
#DeScepter #geography #US Americans #people are stupid
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