February 2010
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Green Screen Is Everywhere
Consider my mind blown.
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Kelly Clarkson Is A Death Metal God
[caption id=”attachment_1529” align=”aligncenter” width=”445” caption=”She also looks like Meatloaf. Cake. It’s a helluva drug.”][/caption]
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Lady GaGa Doesn't Have A Penis. Anymore. (And She...
Lady GaGa always catches a lot of shit because people think she has a penis. This is probably because she looks like a man, and her schtick is lifted directly from the New York drag queen scene. It obviously is working out for her, but it leaves people with the sneaking suspicion that she is smuggling sausage. If you see any early videos of her when she was just Stefani Germanotta and not Lady...
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Well That Backfired
DeScepter: What are you giving up for Lent?
Sassafras: [looking confused] Nothing. DeScepter: Why not? Sassafras: Because I’m not Catholic. DeScepter: So? Sassafras: Ok fine, I’ll give up sex. How about that? DeScepter: No! Don’t do that! Sassafras: Why not? DeScepter: Because… Jesus… hates… abstinence.
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My name is Kunta Kinte!
I saw a woman walking a little black dog today. He kept trying to poop on the sidewalk. Everytime he did, the woman would pull on his leash and yell “NO, TOBY! NO!” It made me giggle.
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Dino Secks Redux
Apparently someone over at the Discovery Channel reads my blog. Remember my “Dino Secks” post from a month ago? I pondered about the mechanics of sauropod sex, and the mating rituals of the Tyrannosaurus. Now read this press release put out earlier this week: LOCOMOTIVE ENTERTAINMENT GROUP DELIVERS A VALENTINES DAY SPECIAL FOR DISCOVERY CHANNEL Tyrannosaurus Sex Premieres February...
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Blogging Is Easy Ya'll
Here is a funny picture from the internet: [caption id=”attachment_1495” align=”aligncenter” width=”510” caption=”lol he fat lol”][/caption] Now come some words: Dude, I didn’t eat anything yesterday until real late at night. I was on my way home, so I stopped and got some hot wings to go. It took all of my willpower to not pull over and eat...
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The Super Bowl Is YouTube For Old People
You may not be aware of this, but the Super Bowl is on tonight. Like most Americans, I will be spending the night getting hammered and eating junk food while waiting for the broadcast to return to the game since I don’t want to miss any commercials just because I had to take a piss. I know I could just watch them on the internet afterwards, but it isn’t the same as seeing it live for...
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Sling Rocks
