I Heart Quotes: Education Edition
“Teaching is more than imparting knowledge, it is inspiring change. Learning is more than absorbing facts, it is acquiring understanding.” -William Arthur Ward
A Crushing Blow To My Self Esteem
Sassafras and I went to her mother’s house to eat dinner one day. We had ham, broccoli, and homemade mashed potatoes and gravy. It was very delicious, and I ate way too damn much. I wasn’t even that hungry to begin with so it was my own fault. After we ate, we all were watching American Idol. I’m not a fan of the show, but Sassafras and her mom are, which means I shut the fuck up...
I Love You Al Bundy
This is pretty much the best video ever.
Megan Fox's Bored Vagina
In a desperate attempt to gain readers, the New York Times did a photo shoot with Megan Fox back in November. In a desperate attempt to get blog hits, I am going to post some pics of her vagina. My favorite part is the shaving bumps. God damn, now THAT is classy. She makes having someone a stick camera lens at your crotch look like a stunningly boring experience. I find it amusing when...
My Love Is Conditional
Me: I will love you forever and ever bunches and bunches…if you bring me a burrito. Sassafras: ok i can do that but im not done till 530 Me: Well consider this relationship on hold until then. She brought me my burrito, so I guess I still love her. I got food poisoning this weekend, I think from some bad mostaccoli and meatballs. So I spent most of the past few days in bed feeling terrible....
I Heart Quotes: Retrospect Edition
“If I knew that today would be the last time I’d see you, I would hug you tight and pray the Lord be the keeper of your soul. If I knew that this would be the last time you pass through this door, I’d embrace you, kiss you, and call you back for one more. If I knew that this would be the last time I would hear your voice, I’d take hold of each word to be able to hear it over and over again....
Rwandan Grand Prix
Fun At Work
I was at work the other day, running around dealing with an 8-year-old who likes to eat poop and wasn’t wearing any pants. Or underwear. Few things in the world will make you feel like a dirty pedophile as frolicking with a half nude little boy. Especially when he decides he wants some Sensory Integration therapy, which involves things like hugs, squeezes, pressure and lifting. I basically...