I was going through a phase where I wasn’t tagging the personal photos/gifs I posted, and I removed the link for my pics. I don’t know why, but it just felt odd to have my face out there. 

But I am over it. So I went through and retagged the pics, and added back the link to those tags. 

Also, I redid my information page.

I been postin titties cuz I’m horny. Sorry. I’ll go to bed now.

I’m horny :(

We’re going to be moving into our new house, so I’m sorry if I don’t respond to any messages for the next few days. But as usual, my Queue is loaded so there will still be posts.

Anonymous asked: How many pounds of spaghetti can I put in your cunthole?

Two. You may place two pounds of spaghetti into my cunthole.

I don’t want to dismiss Jason Collins’ announcement, but I am pretty sure Dennis Rodman was the first openly “non-heterosexual” athlete in an American pro sports league.

So the Jets traded away the best CB in the league so they could draft a CB in the first round. They are terrible.

I had to work from 8AM to 10PM today. That was fun.

Shakira so sexy.

I ate a red velvet cupcake. It made my vision blurry and my fingers tingle. Totally worth it.

k-ameli replied to your post: At first I thought my dog was just shy because he…

Wait , what’s your ethnicity ?

I am a very pale Mexican.

At first I thought my dog was just shy because he wouldn’t let people come near him and sometimes he would nip at them if they got in his face.

Then I noticed that when he is at my parent’s house, he doesn’t care who comes by him. Perfect strangers he has never met before can pick him up and he’ll get happy and lick their face. 

My family is Mexican and everyone that comes over to visit is Mexican. Everyone else I have ever taken my dog around has been white.

My dog is racist.

I had a dream last night that I had a blackhead on my cheek and a black woolly caterpillar came out of it. But not all the way, so I had to pull the last inch or so out. And I could feel it coming out from underneath my eyeball. 

I’ve just been informed that saying someone is “drippin for that dick” is inappropriate.

Both of which are the cheapest sources food and only available options to some despite propensity for malnutrition and obesity resulting from an excess of “empty” calories.