“You see this body? Of course you do. You like it, I mostly get along with it. You see this face? That smile? Total lie. I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder two years ago. On two occasions my brain wanted my body to die. The handful of pills didn’t do the job in January of last year, and if anything is going to make you want to die for real it is getting activated charcoal forced down your throat and your stomach getting pumped… never again. October of last year the demons came back, I wasn’t taking the right dose of albuterol and I was planning to find a tall building or a bridge. It took me awhile to find the courage to tell my mother what I was thinking but I did, and I had a 72 hour hold. My levels are theraputic now and while I still find it tough some days to get out of bed and be around other people, I don’t feel as though I should remove myself from the world. I’m not sure what my direction is, as my counselor asks nearly every time I go to my appointments, but I think I should be around to see it. My family has been very supportive of me, and half of my friends are as well. The other half don’t know what to do with me, or ran away which I guess means they weren’t really my friends. Anyhow, so to get back on topic… My brain is not happy in my skin, but it’s not because of the skin I’m in.”
In a desperate attempt to gain readers, the New York Times did a photo shoot with Megan Fox back in November. In a desperate attempt to get blog hits, I am going to post some pics of her vagina. My favorite part is the shaving bumps. God damn, now THAT is classy.
She makes having someone a stick camera lens at your crotch look like a stunningly boring experience.
I find it amusing when people pretend like Megan Fox isn’t hot just because she has a fucked up thumb. Sure, having a fat, stubby and deformed man-thumb is a bit weird, but it isn’t exactly a dealbreaker. I guess people just feel better about themselves by finding a minor imperfection in someone and then claiming THAT is the reason why they will never have sex with that person. It most certainly has nothing to do with you being a fat unattractive asshole.
I wouldn’t be too concerned with Megan Fox being a unattainble sex symbol. Her entire career is based on her appearance, and how attractive people find her. It isn’t like she has any real talent. You know her career has already peaked, with Transformers of all things, so soon she will be easily replaced by the next hot body in Hollywood. Then she will get progressively fatter and uglier as she is forced to accept guest appearances on shitty TV shows before fading away into a life of self-loathing and regret over the poor life decisions she made. If she is lucky, she’ll be able to numb the pain with a drug addiction, which will kill her at a young age and we can all pretend to mourn her while we romanticize her achievements as if she actually ever mattered.
In the meantime, enjoy masturbating to her pictures, and quit bellyaching about her weird thumb.